A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022
Get the Pencil Dickmug. planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024
Get the flying pencilmug. As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the Polish pencil pushmug. by zpack November 21, 2022
Get the Pencil Khattakmug. An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.
by Sqwodward April 21, 2020
Get the Toucan Pencilmug. Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018
Get the Pencilmug. by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011
Get the #2 Pencilmug.