parade wave

"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"

Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.

by elliephant22 December 23, 2005

Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.

If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

Paradox Sector

A nifty forum online that is better then Totse where cool people can discuss cool stuff. It even has it's own themesong, Porn crackers, and some really awesome moderators. And hot chicks, funny people, some text articles, creative artists, druggies, and stuff. It was founded by the admin Enigma on the 27th of October 2004, and has a relatively small user base, which allows the weeding out of the occasional troll

ParadoxSector.com

windigo: Man, the 'Dox has some bitchin' threads

Kam the Great: So Paradoxians...

by windigo July 8, 2005

Paradox Poke

To mute yourself in a call but still listen in on what everyone else is saying

Ellis did a Paradox Poke yesterday. It was so annoying

by Paradox poke October 2, 2016

Paradise White

A type of marijuana. Most likely associated with the paradise strain.

There is nothing a man hopped up on ginkgo biloba and paradise white cannot do between the sheets

by Das Darkness July 4, 2018

padiddle

a game teens play when driving at night. when you see a car with a broken light or fog light out, you scream PADIDDLE! and hit the roof with your hand. the other person/people in the car who didn't say padiddle must remove one article of clothing.

p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE! *hits roof*
p2: *removes shirt*
p3: *removes both shoes*

by jennafurr October 27, 2006