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heavy panties

The phenomena of how seemingly normal panties instantly become heavier when worn by a slutty girl.

The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.
"How much do think Kim's micro thong weighs?"

"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"
by d1sKoBisCuiT April 2, 2016
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Panty Pocket

Synonym for a women’s delectable anatomy, ie vagina, pussy, kitty, sausage wallet, etc.
“Hey babe, lemme slide into your panty pocket
by NotSureWhereIParked May 15, 2021
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panty metal

Genre of music most notably, the height of the 80's when sunset strip spandex wearing musicians put on a hard front only to have their only hit to be none other than a ballad and then placing in the pop charts. not very metal I'd say.
"Well, let's see whats on this station" (brief pause) insert over processed acoustic guitar with a cavernous drum fill. "looks like a dose of panty metal".
by these go to 11 July 2, 2006
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Grammar panties

Gives you the strength to correct that stupid person that just corrected your grammar or spelling on Facebook or other social networking site.
I got my grammar panties on and showed her that "you and me" was, indeed, the correct phrase to use in that context.
by StanfordEnglishMajor July 9, 2011
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panty hoppers

OMG, did you hear? Beth just got a case of the ol' panty hoppers from Shauna!
by alibabes February 4, 2010
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panty sandwich

a hot little swollen pussy covered by a silky panty. With mayo please .... mmmmm a panty sandwich
my girl laid back on the pillow ... spread her legs .. and fed me her panty sandwich
by Billwhack March 8, 2014
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promise panty

The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.
She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.
by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016
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