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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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[Gay Panic]

When a gay person gets nervous it sends them into, gay panic. This phrase is also from the popular T.V show Heartstopper, and is the main characters phone wallpaper.
The hot man talking to him sent him into gay panic.
by abbyy2009 May 26, 2022
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dirty panic

it's defined by the moment right before and right after you come where every single part of your body is in ecstasy.
"damn, yesterday's was so good I had a dirty panic"
by toothpaste_lunchbox February 9, 2022
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Bugs Panic

The JP version of the title of the death that shall not be named
Bugs Panic is the most gruesome execution ever!
by Gonta Simp 2007 February 1, 2021
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Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021
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Gay Panic

To send someone of the same sex into a panic over something you did.
Kai’s smile sent Hyu into a gay panic, leaving him flustered and blushing ;))
by dial555 March 27, 2021
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Gay panic

When you find out the two guts you we’re talking to are twins.
Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*
by Gaykid29 March 30, 2021
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