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Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.
Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.
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Panda Behaviour

Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.
Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?

Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
Panda Behaviour by MentalBeatings December 21, 2025

dump truck panda 

Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.

Acronym DTP
I’m going to give her the best dump truck panda she has ever had.

rave panda 

A person at a rave who blacks out on white substances. Defined by dark circles under the eyes, pale appearance, and disregard for continuing their existence.
You see that rave panda over there? Yeah, lit!
rave panda by RxLite April 20, 2017

Master Panda 

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.
Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise
Master Panda by MaXYx March 23, 2023

trash panda 

Those damn trash pandas keep tearing up my garbage bags.
trash panda by Tokey August 2, 2015
Word of the Day on October 25, 2018

Polish Panda 

A Polish person with 2 black eyes
Jarek was bullying Mikolaj on the playground for wearing a yellow power ranger shirt, but when Mikolaj summoned his inner Megazord, he gave Jarek a Polish panda and sent his ass straight to nurse Kowalski.
Polish Panda by Boris fancypants October 23, 2019