burgundy poof

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.

Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

by spam man and envelope monkey May 12, 2006

Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 27, 2004

poofa

Slang in Tracy, CA for crystal meth.

Dude do you have any poofa?
Fuuck man I'm hella poofin...
Did you poof last night?
You dropped the poofa you fucking idiot!

by Brooke P. April 26, 2005

poof

A man or male teenager, who pretends or acts, studly, sexy, like a player, or more masculine than he really is.

That guy says that girls are lining up to go out with him, but he's such a poof!

by NaLo April 18, 2008

Ploof

Ploof \plʊf\

1. To plop and poof at the same time. 2. The sound marshmallows make. 3. Nonsense. 4. The act of ploofing. 5. An alternative to POOF

Ploofs, ploofed, ploofing, ploofery.

It... PLOOFED!
That is utter ploof.

by Red~ August 2, 2011

cheesy poofs

A ghastly robotics team in which NASA over-helps students build a damn good bot. They cheat.

The cheesy poofs are a team from San Jose, California, in which NASA engineeres do all of the building.

by Woodie Flowers January 10, 2004

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra March 30, 2005