to drop the kids off at the pool

to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet

tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by Circusjenna August 17, 2006

Cess Pool

A Cess Pool is a term used to describe a collection of female acquaintances to be shared as a common resource among a group of guy friends.

To be eligible to be added to the Cess Pool, the female in question has to be of a decent standard, and should not be the love interest of anyone in the group.

The main purpose of adding females into the Cess Pool is to always have a group of female friends ready to be called upon by the group for any activities such as clubbing, drinking or even unadulterated sexual debauchery.

A: I just met a couple of cool girls over the weekend.
B: That's great, just add them to the Cess Pool and we can hang out this weekend!

by toastbox September 10, 2011

Poolice

Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.

"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"

by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker November 24, 2006

pooley

welsh for shag.

I poolied a sheep last night.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

pool table

A mirror and straws.

"Yo, playa'. I just got an 8-ball and pool table. Call me when you get this message!"

by Ben29 August 27, 2006

mexican pool

A friendly drunk game of foosball!!

After a long night of drinking Paz asks, "Hey bitches, wanna play some Mexican Pool?"

by Gay Jay December 24, 2008

Pooldead virus

A hacking program made to take down internet. Once installed on a router it will take your internet down when you least expect it

"God dam it! We have the pooldead virus!"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017