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Post Avantgarde Jazzcore 

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?
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postmodernism 

Postmodernism has no definition. That's what makes it so postmodern.
This example is postmodernism incarnate.
postmodernism by pabst smear June 12, 2011
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pish posh 

declaring one's opinions or thoughts absurd, irrelevant or redundant.

blowing off someone's statement.

"let's get together! it's only been 3 years sarcastic!"

"oh, pish posh! i saw you last week!"
pish posh by mareycherry December 28, 2005
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the postal service

A kick-ass band, similar to Death cab for cutiie, but with more of an upbeat. They have an album called "Give Up" If you wanna check 'em out, listen to "Such Great Heights", "Sleeping in", "We will become silhouettes", and "This Place is a Prison"
I can't stop listening to The Postal Service
the postal service by KillaTM January 7, 2006

post-production depression 

the feeling of loss, despair, emptiness, and boredom experienced by most theatre kids after the show, musical, or play they've been working on for months ends. Caused by no longer seeing their friends every day and having nothing to do without rehearsals.
I have really bad post-production depression since we finished with West Side, I need another show

Post Haircut Bliss 

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.
Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.