PMS

Pre-menstrual syndrome

Be afriad. Be very afraid

woman: i'm PMSing.

men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!

by hippiechick13 April 18, 2010

pmsing

every girl's excuse for acting like a cold hearted bitch

"i'm sorry for calling you a bitch ass cunt face last night, I was PMSing"

by couture77 January 15, 2006

PMBWSEMY

is the acronym for:
Playing My Bass While Simultaneously E-Mailing You. Used when someone asks what you are doing, and you are either actually playing a bass, or in some circumstances, Masturbating.

You could also use PMBWSFYA.
PMBYSFYA stand for Playing My Bass While Simultaneously Fragging Your Ass, if you want to tell your opponent how crappy they really are.

>What Are you doin?
--PMBWSEMY. what are you doing?

>D00d!, U suk I'm PMBYSFYA,
--Shut the hell up, I haven't played in a while.
>Right...

by Muhammed Rasheed Bin Albari Ma'Ama June 15, 2007

PMSW

MSN talk for Pissing Myself Waiting.

Bob: I can't wait for Sims 3 to come out

Jim: Yeah man I'm PMSW

by Vv. October 11, 2008

PMBJ

Post Mortum Blow Job. When you purposefully die with a boner and end up with Rigor Mortis. This makes everyone at the funeral want to give you a PMBJ

Danielle: Did you go to Rick's funeral?
Margarete: Yeah! They shouldve closed his casket! *laughs*
Danielle: Well if they did he wouldnt have gotten that bomb ass PMBJ I gave him

by YaBoy203239 March 29, 2017

pmfg

A (supposedly) more elite way of saying omfg.

pmfg bitch ur fine! i wanna sex u in ur poo hole irl. plzty!

by ^_________^ April 20, 2004

PMF

Private Message Fucking. Act of sexual actions in a Private Message.

Do you wanna PMF?
They are PMF'ing...

by Drew Deviation™ March 4, 2008