Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

Pedro Rosselló

A former pediatric surgeon, Pedro Juan Rosselló became the most corrupt governor the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico has ever had. He lead the country into bankrupcy and fled to Virginia. After loosing a primary election in March 2008, Puerto Rico has been able to enjoy one thing: the absense of Rosselló from public life.

Tú ere' má' pillo que Pedro Rosselló y lo' cuarenta ladrone'.

by guativiri June 1, 2011

tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

by lz da prince June 6, 2009

Pedro Lopez

Colombian Pedro Lopez who was convicted of 57 murders in 1980 but is suspected of killing 300 young girls and is the worst serial killer ever.

He rape and killing young girls for pleasure.

by Anonymous January 27, 2005

poopy pedro

The poopy pedro, sometimes said as "poopy page" is a discusting sexual act,involving poop and a vagina. The poopy pedro is when a man poops a particularly big, hard and dry poop, and uses as as one would use a dildo, inserting it into a womans vagina and thrusting it in and out, or simply leaving it there. It is usually performed by a man, but could technically be performed by another woman, or the woman could poop herself and use said fecal matter, however most girl-poops are not nearly strong or large enough to facillitate the use of the "poopy pedro". The name from the poopy pedro stems from names of dirty sexual acts with a mexican name in them. An example of this is the dirty sanchez, which also involves poop, or the Filthy Rodriguz. This term orinated in the Bay Area, 707. Though it was probobly performed long before the name poopy pedro was given to it, this is the first known instance of a name being applied to this sexual act.

Dude you have no idea, this chick is so kinky and nasty.
We were about to make love and she told me she was into kinky stuff. I asked her what and she told me to put poop in her vagina. She said it's called the poopy pedro. I ran outta there so fast, cuz man, that shit is nasty.

by Big Daddy Guiche September 15, 2006

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

Civil Air Patrol

The organization that gets shoved with all the bitch work that the law shoves at the Air Force.

Originally made up of bat-fuck insane private pilots during WWII, who attacked U-Boats with Piper Cubs, CAP was made the Air Force Bitch Auxiliary, and banned from Combat in '47.

CAP now consists of:

1) Wannabee Cadets, who act tough and pretend to be "Rangers," but have never been deployed, and would cry to their mommies if they did.

2) Fat middle aged slobs who improperly wear the Air Force uniform, who get their kicks from yelling at 12 year olds.

3) Wannabee EMTs, who fail too hard to be real men and ride the ambulance.

4) Good Old Boy's club Pilots.

5) The occasional sane person, who doesn't talk about CAP much in the real world.

Even so, every CAP member needs to realize is that the only reason they get "missions" is because they are cheap. The Government always goes with the lowest bidder, and nothing is lower than people who will pay money to be able to do it.

Airman First Class: "Captain! The AFRCC called, they hear an ELT, and have an overdue IFR flight!"

Captain: "And they want us to interrupt OUR grill-out night! NEVER! Tell them to send the Civil Air Patrol out. Probably another drunk pilot."

by Dr Lolwut August 23, 2010