Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.

Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!

by KSAComedy March 20, 2011

King Penguin

A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.

Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.

by MyPseudonym... November 29, 2011

squidgy penguin

A term used for anal sex

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?

by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009

daddy penguin

the act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals ino her mouth, as if he was keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

' Jesus mate, you didnt daddy penguin her again last night did you? isnt this going a bit far?'

by frozenplanet July 24, 2012

Penguin Nub

A nub of inconcievable Nubness.

There is a Penguin Nub at my school, who claims to be pro but who is truly a nub of supreme stature.

by Rytherix May 1, 2007

Penguin Salute

Th act of saluting someone and "Wek"ing at the same time in the fashion of a penguin. Where a group stand in a single file opposite someone they plan to salute.

All members of the group put their hands to their foreheads, take a deep breath, count to three in their heads before all saying "WEK" so as to startle the salutee.

The Economics and Politics class are brilliant at a well synchronised Penguin Salute

by Shoutin Will Belamy September 24, 2011

Romanian penguin

When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...

That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.

by Geo fence February 10, 2018