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Schlunktungler's Paradox

Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.
Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side
by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025
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paradox of freedom

The effect where the more children are prohibited from doing things, the more curious and rebellious they will become. Conversely, when they're given complete trust, they will learn to take responsibility.
The paradox of freedom is evident when my parents tried to restrict my late-night outings; the more they said no, the more I wanted to sneak out and rebel!
by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025
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The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
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Microsoft Paradox

When Windows demands that you change your password, but the only way to do it is through the Microsoft cloud portal, which is locked behind Microsoft Authenticator… and that piece of shit app just spins forever like it’s personally fucking you. The perfect loop of corporate incompetence.
Why is Amber drinking at work?
The Microsoft Paradox raw-dogged her entire morning.
by BranDamag3 November 19, 2025
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Chasm of Paradox

A cool name for groups, also its tuff and its really chasm and very paradox

heres a cool word that references chasm of paradox: chasmingtheparadox
Hey i like to chasm of paradox you out! (Some random kid who doesnt know what it means)

Hey, Chasm of Paradox is a sick name! (Chad person)
by zephlyst December 6, 2025
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The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.
The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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A nonsensical concept that originated from a TikTok video in 2025.
It comes in and out through the hole. That's the infinite asshole birth paradox for ya.
by roseluvies December 19, 2025
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