paper persona

The voice of one's writings which embodies a completely different personality than that which is used naturally by an individual when speaking. Often times, there seems to be a formality which is uncharacteristic to the person that is used as a means of persuasion or description, even when writing to those to whom the individual is informal.

Following are two ways of conveying a message. First, using the paper persona, and second, using regular speech:
TEXT TRANSCRIPT
"There was a period of years where I, in a phase of morbid development, blamed myself for every occurrence of misfortune. However in recent days, I've learned to dissociate from that pattern."
SPOKEN
"For years, I just blamed myself for everything bad, man. But I've been working on it. I think I'm better now."

by sal mendez September 24, 2012

Coochie paper

The left over remains of toilet paper or baby wipes in a Vagina

“Hey babe you got coochie paper might want to clean it”

by monkeyCmonkeyO March 4, 2021

toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus

by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020

Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

Brown Paper

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘caper’.

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.

by Canny linguist February 23, 2022

Sukadik Paper

When you don’t have anything else to say so you just say this.

Bryan: “...”
Gustavo: “Sukadik Paper!!”
Both: Lmaooooo

by Fishlame August 7, 2020

Chin Paper

Toilet paper used to 'mop up', after sexual activities of facial nature.

Here's Chin Paper for when we've finished.

by Popdis March 12, 2011