October 3

This is when the BADDEST of the bad bitches were born.

“Omg she’s sooo hot she’s probably better rn on october 3”

by Creatureinyourcloset November 5, 2019

October 24

National make bullshit definitions of a day to whore likes day.

Man I hate most October days, but I love October 24.

by Oofpacitomos October 24, 2019

October 23

national homo day

gay or not this day be creepy and act gay but today you don’t say no homo because what happens on October 23 stays on October 23

jim: danmm you looking hot
andrew: bro that’s gay
jim: no it’s October 23

by lilchickenstrips668 October 17, 2019

October 11

On October 11 you can slap anybody anywhere and they owe you money. Not a joke go and do it and you'le see.

Ay bro why you do that now I'm broke. Also (haha) that was kinda nice.
Me: It's October 11 what are you talking about.

by Joke Maker February 3, 2020

October

The awesomest month of the year!

Oh, it's October! Super-rad, give me an octopus. :D

by llama_spit January 17, 2009

Octobang

Intercourse between any cephalopod and any other creature including humans or orangutans
NOTE: Intercourse does not necessarily involve cephalopod sexual organs.

"what did you do this weekend?"

"I went fishing with a friend and then we went octobanging"

by octobang December 17, 2008

octoclog

When you take a dump that wraps itself around the toilet bowl about 8 times.

Alternatively refers to a dump that ranges from 8 inches to 8 feet in length.

I love pizza rolls but the octoclog I just birthed almost killed me.

you: What the hell is that smell?!?
me: my bad dude, that last octoclog burnt my ass and my nose.

by The Shit Queen April 29, 2010