October 29

National yeet that one medium hight friend.... yeah, that one.

Tall friend “It’s October 29”
Medium friend “god no”
Short friend “yes”

by lolololololboi October 28, 2019

7 October

National come to your boyfriends house and give him so many cuddles and kisses and watch Big Bang Theory
Just joking you have to watch The Good Doctor!!!

You have too 7 October 🥺

by Ross Prince October 4, 2021

Octopusseios

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopising

The act of two people lying in bed, stretching out, considering getting up, but not ready for it just yet.

Ali: What time did you get up this morning?
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.

by Wordswirth October 18, 2010

Octopus Defense

When a girl's body spontaneously begins menstruating in a desperate attempt not to have sex with you.

Kate's octopus defense kicked in when we were hooking up at that party. She inked all over the place, left me seeing red.

by Taberlin November 7, 2017

Octoling

Octolings are like inkings but in the shape of an octopus. they are very explosive when touched by ink.

C.Q. Cumber: Test Failed *Octoling Explodes*

by The Octoling Exploder September 12, 2019

October 16th

National Buy your friend Starbucks day

Text your friend to get up and buy u Starbucks. Make your friend buy you Starbucks with there money on October 16th

by Andioop4life_sksksk October 15, 2019