Owen Wilson Nose

A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.

Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.

by David452 June 15, 2008

smash owen day

smash all the owens as hard as u can.

“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”

by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

Owen Richard Nelson

Better than Logan May
The N-word is bad

"Whats your name?"
"It's Owen Richard Nelson"
"Wow you're so much better than that Logan May guy, fuck him"

by The better Owen Nelson February 12, 2020

Reginald Owen Boys

--Proper Noun

An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Reginald Owen as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1938). This group often rumbles with the Alastair Sim Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.

Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Clancy: Reginald Owen, I'm with the Reginald Owen Boys.

Werewolf: Time to die...

by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

owens river valley

a term used when playing mario kart 64, when you "own" the opponent in battle mode. Since "own" is so played out, use this.

{Wario rams Yoshi}

Ohh. Owens ... river valley.

by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

Dannielle Owens-Reid

1. (n.) A girl who has super-cool-JB-ish hair and a hyphen in her last name.
2. (n.) Gives advice on her advice blog for LGBTQ youth, EveryoneIsGay.com, with Kristin Russo, and is the creator of lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.com.

*ONLY TO BE USED IN AWESOME CONTEXT*

"Geez, I just had a conversaysh with Dannielle Owens-Reid, and I didn't understand her."
"That's because Dannielle Owens-Reid has her own awesome dictionary and a super cool cat, Janet."

by justanother_gayboop September 27, 2011

Owen Sound Gasm

1) When you fly in a plane over Owen Sound, Ontario and you get so excited you have an orgasm.

2) When you drive through Owen Sound and you get excited once you see the wal-mart and have an orgasm once you step inside the Swiss Chalet because of its hot girls that work there.

3) When you ride an Owen Sound public transit bus to KFC

Jimmy (On plane): OMG OMG ITS OWEN SOUND!!!!!!

Dave: Ease Jimmy, y'er gettin' an Owen Sound Gasm!!


Dave: Wha ya doin' Dorris?

Dorris: I'm havin an Owen Sound Gasm cuz Owen Sound ROX MA PANTS OFF!!!

by Bafedo March 4, 2009