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nonce

Stephen : Do you know that lady over there?
John : Yea, I do. She's a nonce, she had sex with a 15 year old.
by iJocker May 30, 2018
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Nonce

A nonce:Chance, darktoes and Joi and mb fluffy
by YourNan'sBoyfriend October 4, 2019
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Nonce

Bro, have you heard of Prince Andrew?
Me : Oh yeah man, he a nonce.
by NerdofWarcraft September 14, 2021
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Nonce

Someone who deliberately plays for snookers in a fun pairs game.
Dave and Jack are nonces for slotting the white in behind the black.
by Nonceynonce55 June 13, 2019
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Reverse-nonce

They are a reverse-nonce
by Terry larkin April 29, 2022
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nonce

very kind good hearted person who loves their friends
friend 1: i love you freind
friend 2: you nonce!!
friend 1: i know i cant help it!!
by jskshsuvsishajdv April 9, 2024
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Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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