heavy panties

The phenomena of how seemingly normal panties instantly become heavier when worn by a slutty girl.

The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.

"How much do think Kim's micro thong weighs?"

"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"

by d1sKoBisCuiT April 2, 2016

Grammar panties

Gives you the strength to correct that stupid person that just corrected your grammar or spelling on Facebook or other social networking site.

I got my grammar panties on and showed her that "you and me" was, indeed, the correct phrase to use in that context.

by StanfordEnglishMajor July 9, 2011

Orange Panties

When a woman chooses not to wear a tampon during the menstrual cycle and proceeds to stain her panties with blood and lets them dry to an orange color before wearing them again.

That girl was wearing orange panties.

by IdgafHarem January 15, 2012

Panty Ripper

A guy that rips your panties off and gets down to business.

My new BF is such a panty ripper, totally turns me on.

by Intuwit December 12, 2019

panty metal

Genre of music most notably, the height of the 80's when sunset strip spandex wearing musicians put on a hard front only to have their only hit to be none other than a ballad and then placing in the pop charts. not very metal I'd say.

"Well, let's see whats on this station" (brief pause) insert over processed acoustic guitar with a cavernous drum fill. "looks like a dose of panty metal".

by these go to 11 July 2, 2006

Panty Pocket

Synonym for a women’s delectable anatomy, ie vagina, pussy, kitty, sausage wallet, etc.

“Hey babe, lemme slide into your panty pocket”

by NotSureWhereIParked May 15, 2021

panty bandit

Anyone who sneaks into a woman's dirty laundry, to get some of her dirty panties to smell and fantasize about her, while either pleasing them self or a lover pleasing them.

In order to be a panty bandit, you have to successfully sneak into a woman's dirty laundry and steal her dirty soiled panties successfully at least four times.

by panty bandit January 24, 2018