Nervous piss

Having to take a piss before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.

Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"

Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous piss before i go up."

by Denman10101 July 22, 2006

Halo nerds

People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.

Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!

by Oz January 20, 2005

Nerd Swag

The ability and characteristic of having confidence in the enjoyment of nerdy things, yet while omitting an almost "cool" vibe from said confidence.

Is that kid playing Pokemon that is very Nerdy of him.
Nah, he got that Nerd Swag.

by Sir Nerdy Swagger October 19, 2011

nerdly

to be nerdy, but in a cool way. similar to geek chic.

he was dressed soooo nerdly!

by kleme October 26, 2003

BONE NERD

More than average BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY fan.

"sinista7thsign,-sin-,joe,pringle xl,gambinos wrath,king battlezone,so krayzie,sk187,krazy
are all BONE NERD'S",thanks

www.btnhboard.com

by bone nerd July 2, 2006

Nerd-off

Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.

John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.

by cooler April 12, 2004

Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content

DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner

by Tehpirate November 11, 2009