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Fucked My Own Ass 

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
Fucked My Own Ass by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

i licked my own ass crack 

i did and no one will stop me
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

eat my man ass 

Tossing salad

Licking a mans ass hole
I Love it when you eat my man ass..
eat my man ass by Man ass RRT February 1, 2016

Kiss my fucking ass 

It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.
Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.
Kiss my fucking ass by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016

Laugh My Off Ass 

LMOA for short. means that your laughing on your off branded ass or your laughing on your crooked ass
Me: You hungry?
Christy: LMOA NO

*LMOA = Laugh My Off Ass*
Laugh My Off Ass by mishb June 20, 2021

touch my fucking ass 

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone
Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?
touch my fucking ass by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

Brass my own ass 

The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.
Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.
Brass my own ass by Urban OP August 16, 2018