muscle check

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.

Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?

by Logical World September 1, 2017

Subtle Muscle

Another term for a small, limp, useless john

My ex boyfriend had a really 'subtle muscle' which is why I left him

or

Older men can sometimes suffer with 'subtle muscle'

by Daxine November 25, 2009

Muscle Paralization

When muscles are said to be not functioning when it is time to conduct physical training or exercise.

I was unable to PT due to muscle paralization

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017

muscles

A being birthed in France with infinte muscles. They tend to hold exceptional table football skills along with extreme sass.

Slut 1: Check out that muscles
Slut 2: Ooooohh sooo sassyyy

by Muscles2muscles February 9, 2018

Muscle Mass

Oh really? You changed up your workout? That's hilarious! See? I'm not completely full of shit.

Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023