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Scottish Mulberry

The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.
John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.

John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*
by Googly-Moogly November 27, 2011
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Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.
That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.
by xevonline May 31, 2013
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Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.
Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.
by Illegal Username December 15, 2016
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cyber-murder

The definition of cyber-murder is when a bullyor group of bullies uses social media sites, complaining platforms, apps that rate people or businesses, and/or any public third party site on the web to publish defamatory content with the intent to ruin a particular person and/or business. The content they publish typically uses the following illegal tactics: defamation, libel, harassment, humiliation, stalking, threatening, slander (when they actually speak), embarrassment, demeaning language, prejudicial phrases, absurd exaggerations, links to things totally irrelevant to the subject but containing negativity, misleading conjecture, incorrect information, and specific or general erroneous claims backed by "evidence" which is fraudulent, doctored, and/or of a nature that would be absolutely unacceptable to use in real life or a court case.
Susie was so envious of the attention and positive reception that Mercedes' new business was receiving that she recruited some strangers she met in a Facebook group to launch a calculated cyber-murder attack on the business.
by PurpleMercedes September 13, 2017
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Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.
Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."
by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018
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Verbal Murder

To completely roast a living creature to the point of embarrassment!
Dang! You just verbal murder that man in the roast.
by Charlie Sr. June 17, 2018
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'Merica Murder Missile

What you call a penis after fucking a menstruating vagina to a murderous war scene observed only on July the fourth.
The heterosexual couple enjoyed a 'Merica Murder Missile instead of attending the fireworks show this Independence day.
by LunaLou42 July 4, 2019
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