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stupid ass mother fucker

someone dumb as fucking shit and whose useless as nipples on a man
by kitten cat fucker August 5, 2010
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your mother's clam

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"
"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"
by Kerplunck! February 11, 2015
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This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.
Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"

Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"
by DigitalFort December 5, 2010
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Go Meet Mother Teresa

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them
Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"
by KJLISGOD April 11, 2017
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you're mother

how idiots who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' say 'your mother'
Down Syndrome kid: I fucked you're mother last night.
Joe: Retard, it's 'your mother' not 'you're mother'.
by bigchungus342 March 29, 2021
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Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.
"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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how i met your mother

An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.
Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!

Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary

Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins

Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up

Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable

Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag

Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...
by oreoorea May 18, 2016
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