Michael is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He loves sports and has an amazing body. He will never fail to make you laugh. He has a girlfriend who he loves unconditionally and will do anything for, all the other girls her jelous of her for having not only thr most attractive guy in school but having someone who will do anything and everything to make sure she is safe and happy. Michael can be quite a prankster and he will annoy you to no end, at the end of the day he is always the guy that no matter how big of shit ass he is you just gotta love him. Aside from him being so annoying he is always kind, Michael has a southern accent that will drive you wild and he is such a gentleman! When he dresses up he really dresses to impress, he is gentle and understanding to those who do not mess with him but don’t talk about the few people close to him because then he will go full rage and come out to get you. Michael also does not like things handed to him, he would rather work for something then just take it. He works for everything he has and holds dear to him. Although he is definitely not perfect by any standards almost everyone loves a Michael and are blessed to have him in their life. Michael is friends with people with the names of cooper and Dustin. He dates girls like Emily or Lily.
You know that guy Michael? He really annoys me but there’s just something about him that just draws me in.
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Michael Might be the greatest person you will meet. He is nice and funny. Beware he might make you smile so much that your face will hurt. He has an awesome body... Play your cards right with Michael and he will use his Michael Magic to make you smile not matter what mood you are in. He can even make you want to drive all the way to NJ just to see him. He is Pretty Amazing..
"I need me some Michael"
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Get the Michael mug.People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all Michaels are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed.
Damn, I wish I had a Michael to date right now. That would be freakin' sweet.
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Get the Michael mug.A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.
Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.
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Get the Michael Irvined mug.Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
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Get the Michael Jordan Syndrome mug.A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
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