Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015

mechanical marshmallow

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.

"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

by Moljipotter November 2, 2015

mechanigram

a message sent from one mechanic to another and then delivered as a schematic diagram.

"Hey Jake, did you send Jeff at Hot Rods that mechanigram to say thanks for the over sized cams he sent us?"

by mynoduesp5674 December 20, 2015

Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people

Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.

by Speedjunki September 1, 2016

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

mechanisexual

The sexual preference to THICC automated sex dolls. Caused by the extreme aversion to bitches with bad attitudes and large friend zones.

Kruse had never been into real women . It was only when we saw his THICC bot we knew he was a mechanisexual.

by Rebellanguage January 28, 2018

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018