mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

mayonnaise

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.

Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.

by mhargis November 19, 2022

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 3, 2022

Mayonna

pretty, hot, tall, blonde.

Mayonna is the dumbest blonde ever. period ah, period uh.

by hottie with a tottie October 4, 2022

Macondo

A term used to describe units of 50 billion dollars.
Named after the $50 billion dollar price tag of the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill disaster in 2010

"Bro how rich is Elon Musk?
About 4 Macondos"

by Anton Chigurh Loves Milk December 7, 2022

Mayonista

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.

“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”

by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022