Cold Masturbation

You use a masturbator, hand, dildo, etc. that you or someone intentionally make the thing your masturbating with extremely cold. Then you masturbate with it, typically giving a orgasmic shivering nut.

Cold Masturbation is the best kind of masturbation!!!

by TioKilo December 3, 2018

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The Masturbation Station

the heating plant

A lot of weird things happen at the Masturbation Station.

by Thurston June 18, 2003

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preferred masturbation toy

A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.

I think my asshole and mouth are Matt's preferred masturbation toys!

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

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Mental Masturbation

This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too.

See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.

Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.

I fucking hate you.

I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?

Not with you.

Thats douchey.

by gordon getty November 13, 2011

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Dirty Rattus Masturbation

The act of cutting off the head of a rat and "neck-fucking" it. The term rattus comes from the latin meaning of the rat family. It is best to masturbate this way in an apartment and/or tenant infected with rats. People do this because the insides (blood and guts) of a rat feel like the next closest thing to a woman's vagina. In Dirty Rattus Masturbating, there is no need to disinfect the rat. If you would like to disinfect the rat, please look up "Sterilized Rattus Masturbating".

"I was staying at a cheep hotel in New York City by myself and took it upon myself to Dirty Rattus Masturbate." (infinitive of Dirty Rattus Masturbation.)

by nilano's other friend February 6, 2009

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