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Mask Wearing for Dummies

The long-overdue title for millions of anti-maskers and maskholes around the world, whose selfish actions only prolong the coronavirus pandemic on earth, and lead to more infections and deaths—they need to come to terms that their constant refusal to don a face mask in public has serious consequences, such as fines, push-ups, and jail sentences (or even caning or deportation in some extreme cases).
The author of “Mask Wearing for Dummies” hinted to his publisher that he’s concurrently writing “Lockdown for Dummies” and “COVID-19 Vaccines for Dummies” targeting at millions of covidiots, particularly the diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists from the red states, who get most of their corona advice from their Maskhole-in-Chief.
by MathPlus May 1, 2021
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Minnesota Gas Mask

When a man is getting a blow job while laying on his back in bed, and he farts right in her face.
Gave the ol lady a Minnesota Gas Mask last night
by Snowman 50522 May 30, 2016
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Mask-off

Preparing to take a life in "criminal activity". (versus "Mask-on", where no lives will be taken in "criminal activity")
They saw your face; this is mask-off homie, end em'.

Mask-on homie, we lickin' this house.
by keelupigfedklanheaddie December 6, 2020
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huevos mask

Being blinded by ones huevos, also known as nuts.
I got mad at my girlfriend so when she laid down for bed, I blinded the bitch with my huevos mask
by Rocko46 November 6, 2007
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Bulgarian Gas Mask

when a guy puts his nuts over the eyes of a female and places his penis near the top of the mouth.
Steve gave Cynthia a Bulgarian Gas Mask... She loved it.
by Evan April 19, 2005
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Memphis Chicken Mask

The act of dropping your balls into a girls mouth with your penis laying on her forehead. As she pulsates on the nutt-sac she resembles a chicken wearing a mask.
"I love it when I take home a slut and slap a Memphis Chicken Mask on her."
by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009
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Egyptian Gas Mask

It is when a man is sitting on a woman's face, his balls are ever-so-strategically placed over her eyes like a silk pillow...while he farts into her nose.
"Mahied, sit on my face with and give me your kingly scent."
by Jennifer Voldness May 13, 2005
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