marriage

it’s that thing where it costs 6000 bucks to have your wife’s sex drive lowered

marriage sux. stick to gf

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2024

Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 8, 2024

Texas Marriage

Childhood Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"

by Rafa tha God January 18, 2023

Marriage

Yes. It is. It fails half the time. Your solution TO THE PROBLEM is that I have have to pick on and stick to it while the women fuck all the fat-cocks.

Hym "But you're partially right. It isn't JUST marriage. It's your entire system of values. Actually, it's ANY system of values derived from the solipsistic paternalism that permeates your system of values. You tell your daughter to only fuck the fat cocks. And not she only wants to marry the fat cocks. They don't ever have to settle for your daughter because she will never be better than multiple women. Which creates people like me. And then YOU compel people like me because YOU KNOW... That if your son has a fat cock you aren't going to compel him not to fuck all of the women. It's a Psychopass. It is exactly what I said it would be initially. So no marriage."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Rose Marriage

You and your best friend living together since you can’t get any hoes and you both sleep in separate rooms and you both have California King beds, but then sometimes you go in each other's beds and snuggle but then when you're in your different room, you use your rose toys and you know, you just feel connected by the vibration of the rose toy telepathically to your best friend because you know you're mentally connected to her. Basically a platonic marriage to your female friend.

“Man we get no huzz, we should do a rose marriage.”

by mrscrossiant April 19, 2025

Marriage Pod

A group of Whales going on an hen party to Blackpool

Look at the blubber on display, there’s a marriage pod bound for a hen night in Blackpool

by The Pitman Poet. April 25, 2025

trailer park marriage

Also known as common law marriage where two shitheads claim they’re married all over and tell people they’re married but they’re not

Leona told everyone her and Carl were married but after Carl died Leona couldn’t take possession of his house because the state didn’t recognize trailer park marriage

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024