Marriage

Another word for adopting a male overgrown child when his parents can't handle him anymore

I have a happy marriage

by LoIzers December 18, 2014

marriagectomy

(used humorously) a divorce; also called nuptialectomy.

The wife felt extremely traumatized after her marriagectomy from her husband.

by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.

This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

marriedest

a word used to describe people who act married.

Tumbr Nerd: Jamie and the Doctor are the marriedest couple in space.

Jamie and the Doctor are fictional characters from the show, Doctor Who

by notannamarie June 16, 2011

Network marrage

In some societies a man can be married to any number of wives who can also be married to any number of husbands who in there turn can be married to any number of wives and so on so that the pattern on marrages looks like a network.
some have proposed this for our society.

What do you think about network marrage?

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2009

Same - Sex Marriage

When two people from the same identification ( gender) ( or if non-binary) wed

Jared is in a same - sex marriage, with his husband, Josh.

by champion2312 June 10, 2018

Same Sex Marriage

Marriage between two people of the same gender. I may not agree with it or think it's normal, but it doesn't affect me so who the hell cares? It should be legal because it's victimless and it only affects the people who marry. If it makes them happy, so what? I personally think it's unnatural, but I don't care because it doesn't affect me. In America we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and if marrying someone of the same gender allows some people to achieve the last two, then go for it.

James: Do you approve of same sex marriage? I think it's a sin and should be illegal.

Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020