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mexican masturbation

The same as titty fucking. Apparently a slang used in Romania.
Mexican masturbation is so much eaiser when she has 38Ds.
by unholydarkness September 14, 2006
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Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.
" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"
by Skullcapp June 25, 2017
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Pool of Masturbation

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.
Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there
by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010
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Mind-masturbation

The act of mind-fucking yourself
Mind-masturbation:
Kevin: Yo I just mind fucked you!
Josh: Nah, I mind fucked you, so its like you were mind-masturbating
Kevin.... -mind blown-
by dcember3092 February 18, 2011
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Obsessing with masturbation
Matt: Dude you have a Obsessive Masturbation Disorder

Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
by badentransportation August 23, 2011
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Intellectual Masturbation

Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that they cannot possibly understand.
Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.

Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?

Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
by intdes April 25, 2010
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mental masturbation

1. In academics it is the practice of using faulty premises to draw a conclusion.

2. The pretense of superior knowledge or intelligence by claiming conjecture, theory, feeling or opinion as fact.
The facts used to describe the cause of Global warming is an exercise in mental masturbation.
by unlending May 9, 2009
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