Jamie MacDonald

The singer whose soul screams a young 15, despite going through turmoils. She sung:

Desperate. Desperate. Oh, I need heaven, I need heaven and I'm.

Where is my guilt, where is my shame? I LEFT IT IN THE RIVER!

Jamie MacDonald is the new face of Christian music since 2025.

by Speedqueen March 10, 2026

Doppyflong Mace

The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace

I will fashion a doppyflong mace and humble this knave for his insolence

by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025

Rusty Mace

When your partner bends over, doggie style during sex, and she has part of a turd popping out like the bulbus end of a mace.

"Eeeww, bro, I went to do this chic doggie style and when she bent over, she had a Rusty Mace.. eeeehhh"

by AcousticGoonie December 1, 2025

Empire of Mace

A newly created Empire originating in RHS, Richmond, B.C. Made up of several shady characters from a supposed History 12 class, they enact upon devious schemes involving time travel and dinosaurs.

Nap time is especially encouraged within the Empire, as well as collective dictatorship.

"Hey Johnny, did you get those groceries I asked you for?"

"Hellz no, I was attacked by a time traveling dinosaur from the Empire of Mace."

"Shitty."

by Emperor Mace December 14, 2008

The Tom Macdonald

When in the middle of sex, you start rambling about politics with most of what you're saying being wrong.

"I heard she has aids bro, you need to pull The Tom Macdonald."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

Mad dog mace

A pool cue

Man it was fuked, he splintered a mad dog mace round his neck and slammed his nose in the pool balls like a fukn redneck.

by Step lupid April 14, 2024

cola has the mace

cola has the mace

"cola has the mace"

by Your Casual Dumbass June 29, 2025