PIMP#1; sup gurlll, i'm yo mack daddy!
chick#1; nah dawgg, Steve Jobs is the mac daddy, yo just a ho.
PIMP#1; **holds his head in shame**
chick#1; nah dawgg, Steve Jobs is the mac daddy, yo just a ho.
PIMP#1; **holds his head in shame**
by DormyyyyFTW July 4, 2010
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Pro Windows:
-Mac can't play 90% of games on the market
-Mac can't download 80% of programs on the internet
-Windows tend to be more powerful and have better graphics capabilities.
-Mac's are far over priced
Pro Mac:
-Nice user interface?
-No viruses? (not downloading gay porn helps, Windows users)
What do people actually do on a Mac?
Usually they surf the internet on their horribly laggy default web browser "Safari" because they have nothing else that they can do on their Mac.
The only reason they post these definitions on here is because they're pissed off that they spent to much money on a Mac, and they're trying to justify it.
Believe me, I can dual boot XP and OS X Leopard on my PC, and it is far over rated and shitty.
Pro Windows:
-Mac can't play 90% of games on the market
-Mac can't download 80% of programs on the internet
-Windows tend to be more powerful and have better graphics capabilities.
-Mac's are far over priced
Pro Mac:
-Nice user interface?
-No viruses? (not downloading gay porn helps, Windows users)
What do people actually do on a Mac?
Usually they surf the internet on their horribly laggy default web browser "Safari" because they have nothing else that they can do on their Mac.
The only reason they post these definitions on here is because they're pissed off that they spent to much money on a Mac, and they're trying to justify it.
Believe me, I can dual boot XP and OS X Leopard on my PC, and it is far over rated and shitty.
"Hey man! I just bought a $2000 Mac with Mac OS X! Am I cool yet?"
"No. You're still a fucking faggot. And Mac's suck"
**Kills self**
"No. You're still a fucking faggot. And Mac's suck"
**Kills self**
by SueetMonn September 29, 2008
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An OS with a linux core and a shiny, colorful interface. It cannot run 98% of the games out there, the processors used to be horribly slow compared to any contemporary PC, and once you buy a Mac, Apple owns your soul since every accessory you buy must be from them or licensed by them, and they are very VERY aware of this. Now that Apple finally became unstupid and switched to the Intel platform, the processors are as fast (or exactly the same) as modern PCs, it can play PC games with Bootcamp and a Windows install, but the hardware still isnt caught all up, still uses cheap integrated sound cards.
Laptop with a geforce 8600M GT graphics card, Core 2 Duo processor, 4 gigs of ram, and a 15" screen: $2,000 from Dell, $4,000 from Apple. The difference? An Apple sticker.
Are Macs more stable? Yes! Why? Because any accessory is made, written, and tested by one company, APPLE! Just try to load drivers for a standard USB device not made specifically for an Mac. Kext loading sucks compared to windows driver loading! Windows has the BSOD, but Mac has the Kernel Panic! Just as annoying and nowhere near as helpful, no error messages, no notes, just "Power off now."
Apple just released a pack of 11 security patches last week, so no OS is virus or hack proof. The next time a Macaholic tells you Mac OS never gets viruses, tell him it will because of him, hes making it more popular, so virus writers will go after the bigger targets.
Whats Mac OS good for? Pretentious graphic designers and people who dont want to mess with drivers, deep system tweaking, and games. The computer newbs wont be scared off by a Mac, and they can do almost any task they can think of with included (or sold by Aplle) software.
What are PCs good for? Playing high-end games, causing driver headaches, and having high customization. The more experienced will get more out of it, but a brave newb could figure it out eventually.
Linux is for a completely different market (none since its free) and for a completely different type of computer user. Its customizable as legos, still cant play real games (emulation isnt the same,) and can go into nuclear meltdown if you rename the wrong file.
Laptop with a geforce 8600M GT graphics card, Core 2 Duo processor, 4 gigs of ram, and a 15" screen: $2,000 from Dell, $4,000 from Apple. The difference? An Apple sticker.
Are Macs more stable? Yes! Why? Because any accessory is made, written, and tested by one company, APPLE! Just try to load drivers for a standard USB device not made specifically for an Mac. Kext loading sucks compared to windows driver loading! Windows has the BSOD, but Mac has the Kernel Panic! Just as annoying and nowhere near as helpful, no error messages, no notes, just "Power off now."
Apple just released a pack of 11 security patches last week, so no OS is virus or hack proof. The next time a Macaholic tells you Mac OS never gets viruses, tell him it will because of him, hes making it more popular, so virus writers will go after the bigger targets.
Whats Mac OS good for? Pretentious graphic designers and people who dont want to mess with drivers, deep system tweaking, and games. The computer newbs wont be scared off by a Mac, and they can do almost any task they can think of with included (or sold by Aplle) software.
What are PCs good for? Playing high-end games, causing driver headaches, and having high customization. The more experienced will get more out of it, but a brave newb could figure it out eventually.
Linux is for a completely different market (none since its free) and for a completely different type of computer user. Its customizable as legos, still cant play real games (emulation isnt the same,) and can go into nuclear meltdown if you rename the wrong file.
I have an Insperon 1520 Hackintosh (look it up). It tri-boots XP, Vista, and Mac OS X Leopard. Mac OS is shiny, very responsive, and extremely stable. Vista with a few days of work is also very very shiny, very responsive, and extremely stable if you know anything about computers and can google well. However, you dont have to sell your soul to Microsoft to buy a PC, and you can play all those games.
by RagingInferno August 2, 2008
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This computer is designed to suck misfits, tree-huggers, and losers into their evil mind-control scheme, with their shiny GUI and their impression of owning the fastest computers, and most of all, their horrible one-button mouse. Before you know it the Macbots will be going on PC websites and mindlessly raving about how much better Macs are. These people are often spotted praying to Steve Jobs before sleeping, asking him to make their lives better.
This computer is designed to suck misfits, tree-huggers, and losers into their evil mind-control scheme, with their shiny GUI and their impression of owning the fastest computers, and most of all, their horrible one-button mouse. Before you know it the Macbots will be going on PC websites and mindlessly raving about how much better Macs are. These people are often spotted praying to Steve Jobs before sleeping, asking him to make their lives better.
1. PC user: I heard you got a new computer. What are its specs?
Macbot: Uhhh, specs?
PC user: You know, RAM, Processor speed, Hard drive capacity, that kind of stuff.
Macbot: BRAIN OVERLOAD! *Head explodes*
2.Macbot: My new Mac is so cool, it even has a hard drive! YEAH!
Macbot: Uhhh, specs?
PC user: You know, RAM, Processor speed, Hard drive capacity, that kind of stuff.
Macbot: BRAIN OVERLOAD! *Head explodes*
2.Macbot: My new Mac is so cool, it even has a hard drive! YEAH!
by Ecksbawks July 27, 2009
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Get the mac mug.A useless excuse of an operating system, far inferior to Windows.
Users are turn into brainwashed Mac fanboys and are constantly spamming up everything technical with mac propaganda.
Less stable, less popular, and less functional than Windows, contrary to the stereotypical representation conveyed by "Get a Mac" or "Switch" ads.
Mac Lovers say they look better, but it makes no difference in performance, and costs too much for anyone to buy.
Users are turn into brainwashed Mac fanboys and are constantly spamming up everything technical with mac propaganda.
Less stable, less popular, and less functional than Windows, contrary to the stereotypical representation conveyed by "Get a Mac" or "Switch" ads.
Mac Lovers say they look better, but it makes no difference in performance, and costs too much for anyone to buy.
Dan: I need a computer
Bill: How about getting a mac? It's 9001x better than Windows, and it looks better.
Dan: I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST ****.
Luigi: I have a mac. I am far superior to all of you.
Mario: Go away, I don't have time to argue with you, you're just wasting my time, AGAIN.
Luigi: Do you know that macs are 3.14% better than the Windows ..........
Bill: How about getting a mac? It's 9001x better than Windows, and it looks better.
Dan: I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST ****.
Luigi: I have a mac. I am far superior to all of you.
Mario: Go away, I don't have time to argue with you, you're just wasting my time, AGAIN.
Luigi: Do you know that macs are 3.14% better than the Windows ..........
by SmartPCLover April 13, 2009
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I can't wait for lunch soo I can get some scrumptious mac nugs.............................. SON!!!!!
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