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Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.
Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022
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messy

getting rid of your problems with evidence
You messy doing that right here with all these eyes
by Kaetag December 27, 2022
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Mosscord

Mosscord (môs-kôrd)

A Discord server where Degenerates spend their time
A: wanna go hand out on Mosscord?
B: The fact that you even suggested that makes me sick, I'm blocking you and I expect you to never contact me again.
by WoodworksEXP January 13, 2023
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Mossa

Refers to a particular event and is used to reiterate the event.
Dawg, we do a mossa farmhouse.
Bro, he did a mossa King Arthur!
by Dissolucid February 13, 2023
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Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.
He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
by ginnylols March 19, 2023
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Mossley

A place where dogs cannot have a shite or piss in peace.
Usually you'd come across the question "is Stamford road closed?"
Looks beautiful but best not own a car here. It'll get pinched by the time you've brewed up in the morning
You ever been to Mossley?
Yeah had to walk 10 miles back home, car got robbed
by user298 June 1, 2023
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