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Vancouver moes

The best group to ever exist : follow them on ig;)

They’re a large-ish group in Canada bc and you only know about them if u live in Canada
it’s the next time Horton’s amirite 🤠🤠
“Hey did you follow Vancouver moes on Instagram yEt?”
Hell yeah I did”
by WHENISAYMOEUSAYEYMOEY May 15, 2019
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Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.
Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."
by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021
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Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.
by ResponsiblyConfused May 20, 2018
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Modesty

1. (Females) The act of dressing in a non-slutty way. It ranges from not wearing tube tops and super-short shorts to wearing long skirts and sleeves below the elbows.

2. (Males) Not wearing saggy pants,

as far as I know.

3. Not making a big deal out of achievements/abilities, either in an attempt to gain more attention, or because you don't like to brag.
1. Protect your modesty! Don't dress for a beach party at school!

2. Did you guys with "swag" ever hear the word modesty?

3. Bob: Billy, you're always so full of modesty.

Billy: Aw, not really...
by hailolca September 30, 2013
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Modesto

A so-called "city" in the central valley of California. known for Wine, Homelessness, Drugs, Stuck up bitchy women, The word "Hella", Murder, Car Theft, Polution, More Polution, Low IQ levels, Heat, Drugs, Drugs, Drugs, And Famous people that dont like talking about being from there do to the embarrassment. OH! did i mention that Modesto has the highest teen pregnancy level in the world?
And did i mention that Satan is the Mayor of that city?
Im not proud to be Native to Modesto
Guy 1 hey where are you from?

Me A freakin crap hole called modesto

Guy 1 wow i never heard of that place before

ME There is a good reason for that

Guy 1 And whats that?

ME Just go to urbandictionary.com and type in Modesto and you will see what i mean
by Guythatmovedfrommodesto March 16, 2010
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modest mouse

a mouse who refrains from shaving any or all of its fur.
by bigposerhead December 1, 2004
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molestas las breastas

me gusta molestas las breastas
by iBarfsAlot November 20, 2009
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