Mississippi Sidecar

When one person has an ostomy and another person has sex into it. Like a Mississippi mudslide. Usually done for drugs or money and not pleasure.
Billy almost perforated my bowel last night when he gave me a Mississippi Sidecar!
by OnlyInTheSouth August 14, 2025
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mississippi mud boot

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.
by poopNow July 11, 2016
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Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024
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Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
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Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).
My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.
by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025
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Mississippi Whitewash

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.
"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."
by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013
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Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings
I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire
by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018
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