When one person has an ostomy and another person has sex into it. Like a Mississippi mudslide. Usually done for drugs or money and not pleasure.
by OnlyInTheSouth August 14, 2025

by poopNow July 11, 2016

A black man handing from a tree.
Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).
My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.
by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.
"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."
by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire
by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018
