milf-rattler

A golf term used to describe a shot hit out of bounds where there are houses. (Presumably containing milfs whose wealthy husbands are working to pay for the house on the golf course.)

"Looks like you hit a milf-rattler Dude, that shot definitely hit a house."

by kromar5 September 9, 2008

MILF Pussy

The BEST pussy you can ever get in your life! (Only a few lucky guys have really tasted it)
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating!
The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it!
Also, the best pussy to eat out!
A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy!

"Damn bro, i saw my MILF neighbour Claire paint her toenails on the porch this morning, and while she had her leg up, i could see the cameltoe of her beautiful MILF pussy peeking from underneath!"

by AnimalPak September 6, 2009

MILF Mullet

When a MILF is sportting a mullet.

Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!

Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???

Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!

by Rockolicious May 18, 2010

MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.

It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.

by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

milf-watching

When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.

Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."

Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."

by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008

milf plan

When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."

"Did you hear Lauren wants to have a kid soon?"
"Oh yeah, she's on the milf plan."

by Milflicious July 1, 2009