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Thousand Mile Stare

To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.

To Space out or Daydream

Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."
by AnT-TonY S. August 5, 2008
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Mile Post Club

Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).
1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.
by Lumberjack93 May 26, 2011
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Milestone Consulting

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.
Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.
by John Blevins July 8, 2012
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green mile

The short "mile" that a prisoner walks before he is executed on prison grounds by the force of the law.
There's a dead man walkin' on a green mile.
by that guy August 4, 2003
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Milk Mile

Although there are many variants on contesting this brutal event, the milk mile involves drinking milk and running a mile.

The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.

Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.

Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.

Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.

This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.
Onlooker 1: Wow those XC guys doing the milk mile are dying.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.
by scxcrunner December 12, 2012
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a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...
by Jim June 16, 2004
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