Fag lord Jesus

This is the king of all faggots. They pray to him everday and night to keep him happy. Thye might even bend over for him

Faggot 1: Did you pray to fag lord jesus
Faggot 2: no i forgot, might as well bend over

by hungryChicken February 6, 2019

Lord Egg

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.

"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"

by montyyouterriblecunt February 13, 2009

Lord Farquad

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.

Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad

by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.

A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

His Lordship

A word in 'runescape' used when someone is being extremely egotisticle or analitical.

Also means Pandaness, and extreme idiocy.

Dude! You're such a His Lordship!

Do deflate your head you His Lordshipitical asshat!

by Lanced September 20, 2008

good lord

exclaimed at a moment of shock. usually in a very posh british accent

"good lord.. look at the size of that man's penis!"

by sarah may April 24, 2006

noob lord

insult used by computer geeks to newbies implying that they are the ultimate in noobiness

my zergs owned you, your such a noob lord.

by William Corujo June 9, 2004