Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself

You should loaf yourself brrrrrr

by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019

Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.

While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."

by SuperCaL September 4, 2013

Loaf

A man's genitalia ; a penis

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast

by BigDaddyVladdy March 3, 2017

fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

by Howboycat December 23, 2017

loaf

Loaf
(verb)
to love intensely, when you love someone so much that saying "i love you" just doesnt cut it anymore!
(can also be said over text as "i 🍞 u")

vi: i loaf you rue!
rue: i 🍞 you too!

by peepeepoopoocacapants March 9, 2022

Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait

"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."

by 7 way May 31, 2022

Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes

Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.

by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021