An absolute Melon. A bit gay tbh. For some reason paints her nails black but nothin wrong as a whole. Solid 2/10
by Bamehole November 2, 2020

Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021

Loafed means loafed. Ex. Lil flagella is the best SoundCloud rapper he’s the best loaf and will never get loafed.
Get loafed
by Lil flagella November 25, 2018

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.
by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023

A group with a lot of money
by Laa t May 7, 2024

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.
The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
by RicMaroo September 14, 2022
