Loaf

When someone or something is really bad.

That party was loaf af.
Those shoes are loaf.

by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019

Suf The Loaf

someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread

I can't cut my bread I need Suf The Loaf

by james bond 123456789 September 10, 2018

Loaf

Money

“Im going to get that loaf in poker this weekend!”

by Broamalyn October 2, 2018

Loaf

Also means a cat.
If you call a person a loaf then they are a furry

The loaf pooped in its food can

by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023

loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023