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Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
A male or female booty call who is particularly hideous aesthetically that one uses for sex, but will only visit them or allow them to come through, long after the sun has gone down. Later niters are usually the very last resort, after all other potential sexual options have been exhausted. One will never ever under any circumstances been seen in public with their late niter. Late niters must be out of the house/apartment in the morning before ones roommates awaken and are frightened to the point of nearly calling the police.
Yo dawg, did you get down with them PITA folks? Cause I saw your rescue hippo creepin out the side door this morning with a shit eatin grin on her face. Naw pimp, I held try outs last night and biggums came kool with the jaw work so I just signed a new late niter to the practice squad.
by M1K3 J0N3Z February 21, 2019
A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
by wise crakcker August 02, 2012
A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
by SamB14 May 23, 2020
<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025