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Joel, a very interesting and mysterious man. Joel is a keeper. He is shy but when you get to know him he is the best. He is not loyal to his friends and he is very selfish. He hurts girls by constantly texting them and then ignoring them. He has an abnormally weird shaped head, kind of an ancient tomb type of head some people might say. He is also attracted to very big girls who are almost twice his size.
hot girl: is that joel ?
joel’s friend: you can tell by the head shape.
by joeymole69 November 21, 2021
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Joel Wharton

A hot short feeble skinny man who has a thing for girls and always gets rejected.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.
Girl 1: Have you seen a Joel Wharton over there?
Girl 2: I Know. I rejected him
by IMAPIECEOFPOO November 17, 2019
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Joel

A person who likes Cayleigh.
Asked her to formal and got rejected
by prexie18 April 1, 2019
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Doing A Joel

When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream
I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record
by Olly Thornhill Stinks December 6, 2020
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Joel

A fat fucking retard who deserves to die, he gets negative bitches and talks shit but then doesn’t do anything. He jerks off to cartoons and foot porn.
by JiggabooJones69420 May 14, 2022
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Joel Munoz

The coolest person (besides Teyla) whos good at val. someone who i love <3
Person 1: Damn that dudes good at val
Person 2: Yeah, that’s Joel Munoz for you
by CoolPersonWhoIsntTeyla November 21, 2021
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Joel

Joel is the name of a guy who never remembers a person’s name. Usually he’ll have an obnoxious voice and talk a lot. These are usually silent laughers as well. Joel’s are some of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Stay away.
That guy forgot my name….
Lemme guess his name was Joel?
How’d you know
by woelwappa June 17, 2022
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