Johan

Johan

Johan

by World Parasite November 5, 2022

Johanze

The owner of Alaiza Ortega and her personal sex toy

Random Human: Oh look it’s Alaiza
Other Random Human: I’m surprised I don’t see Johanze since he’s her owner

by mstakeyobitch December 5, 2022

Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.

Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!

by >Johannes December 5, 2022

jehan

the prettiest girl i have ever met

me: omg jehan is so cute
jehan comes infront of me and runs away

by some random kid from ood February 3, 2023

jehan

she is the prettiest girl i have ever met

me- omg hey jehan

jehan runs away

by some random kid from ood February 3, 2023

Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü

Johannes

by s.auer February 6, 2023

Jehan

Truly the strongest creature that was ever made. If you dare mess with her she'll kick your ass.
So do not ever expect anything good will happen to you with her. She might be kind but a monster in inside.
She does not accept weird words such as "What the hell".

You: What the hell!
Jehan: Thats not a good word.
You: OMG! Im so sorry, please dont-
Jehan: Immediately punches

by xXfreedoomLxX February 28, 2023