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by Jens December 2, 2023
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Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Jens

jens is unique and has an extraordinary will power. He is a guy that is always in good shape and attractive to girls. You might use the term chick-magnet. He is kind and smart. His laughter is contagious amongst his friends and family. Jens is extremely fond of animals and has deep care for other people. He will always look for the good in someone. Jens is also very spontaneous. for example he might wake up one day and just run a full marathon.
oh I really want to be more like Jens
by Star lord the one and only February 26, 2024
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Jenkoed

The act of working from home more than is usually appropriate.
I’ve been jenkoed today, don’t expect me in.
by Mr Sneebley March 8, 2024
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Jens

Jens has a huge penis
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jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?
Wow you’re such ajensen noone” (fraud)
by Euan Haines April 22, 2024
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