jo momma

Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.

'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.

Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.

by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022

trader jo

A kid that use to like a football team and now likes a different one.

Also known as Jordan

Trader Jo use to like the cowboys but now likes the raiders.

by Bank of wonkru December 20, 2021

Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

jo jo’s

A synonym for potato wedges. Usually said in Seattle and some parts of Montana.

Can I gets some jo jo’s?

by BBBK333 July 6, 2019

jo scully

Most beautiful in the room in the whole wide room

That girl is a Jo scully

by Bodily February 18, 2017

Kitty Jo

Kitty Jo is one of the most interesting people you will ever meet. Kitty Jo is mostly like a mirror, but with a little bit of spice. That means that she will mostly return the same energy that you give to her, but she also always maintains her own energy and she will never change her own beliefs and traditions when it comes to returning the same energy back.

Kitty Jo is a charming person to be around. If you ever meet a Kitty Jo, never let them go.
Kitty Jo's are a rare and exotic breed and traditionally have dark features.

Kitty Jo's are conventional very attractive, especially when it comes to wisdom. Speaking of wisdom, Kitty Jo's are extremely intellectual.

Cal: Wow, that girl is hot and smart. Who is that?
Jo: Oh don't mind them, they're just a Kitty Jo.

by Calskito March 25, 2022

Kodi Jo

She has a unique soul. Has so much empathy it's hard to be in a large crowd. Will stand up for her beliefs no matter the situation. Loves her family undeniably. Will make jokes to avoid awkward moments. Has an amazing smile and eyes. Loves to laugh. Look out world.

She personally reminds me of Kodi Jo.

by Happiness329 February 11, 2019