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japanese chad 

A chad is someone who is cool and calm
They don't give a fuck about what's going on
They tend to keep secrets since they forget often
"Mito is an asshole, It's like he doesn't care!"
"He's just a japanese chad."
japanese chad by Akito1045 September 26, 2021

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford 

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.
“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

Japanese Monopoly 

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.
Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

Japanese treasure 

An incredibly rare video game, often a prototype, that surfaces on a Japanese auction site (i.e. Yahoo Auctions), only to be bought by a Japanese private collector (often with classism and/or xenophobia as core motivations) and never seen again.
Archivist 1: Looks like there's a Super Mario Bros. 3 prototype up on Yahoo Auctions. Gonna start a fundraiser for it.
Archivist 2: There's some private collector talking about buying it to... Protect it from foreigners?
Archivist 1: Damn. Let's hope it doesn't become a Japanese treasure.

Japanese style raincoat graphitti 

A style of graphitti using fat tipped markers or crayon streakers typically found in urban areas that are consistently inhabited such as dive bar restrooms and transit stations.
Ben- yo my boy Dolan got that japanese style raincoat graphitti goin' on!

Japanese Jazz Hands 

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.