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thought like lit

Backstory: Lit was a man who thought he farted but he actually pooped on himself.

Moral of the story: Lit thought wrong.

When you “thought like Lit” it means you thought wrong. You were mistaken.
Person 1: Man, I thought it was Tuesday.” (It’s actually Wednesday)

Person 2: “You thought like Lit” (in other words, you thought wrong).
by Dr Ciri July 26, 2024
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Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.
Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.
by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023
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thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.
Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.
by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017
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Publishing my thoughts in public

Hym "Publishing my thoughts in public is not bring a morbidly obese mental retard with a chin-beard that makes it look like he got a hairy nut-sack on his face."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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