Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

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Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.

I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.

by meer0ki October 4, 2016

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Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.

"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."

by Issybees June 12, 2014

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Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

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Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.

When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.

by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017

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