An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.
The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years
by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021
Get the Dallas Cowboysmug. by Su'mae Fy Frind March 10, 2022
Get the Dallas Cowboysmug. An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
by E bough January 21, 2023
Get the Cowboy Costumemug. by therealdjtron May 13, 2009
Get the SD Cowboymug. Jack went cowboy and got the job done, pissed people off and broke a couple of ribs doing it though.Going cowboy isn’t for the weak of mind.
by Outlaw78a February 5, 2020
Get the Going cowboymug. by crowinabirdcage October 8, 2022
Get the cowboy kinkmug. by Michael😄 June 16, 2016
Get the cowboy huntermug.