kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018

ironic skeuomorph

A skeumorph that is self-functional.

Self-function begins as meta-representation (juxtaposition) and ends as representation (self-reference).

A medium for conveying irony.

Including but not limited to vignettes, books, television, GIF's, and memes.

An ironic skeuomorph is self-referencing to the point of being a medium-in-itself.

by sandraxine September 11, 2018

Iron man

A legend played by Robert Downey jr. With a key line I am Iron Man facing against Thanos. Has a daughter Morgan Stark and his wife pepper potts also mentor of spider-man

He said good bye to his father in endgame but sacrificed himself for others, he is a true hero. We will forever love him 3000 . He is the reason for Marvel success and the success of avengers winning thanos

#ironman #avengers #endgame #iloveyou3000

Iron Man , Tony stark, is an absolute legend

by Iron man is love June 16, 2019

Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

Hyper-Ironic

being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.

"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"

by certified.female.person.human November 22, 2022