Hippocridiot

A person who pretends to be ignorant or stupid for the purpose of pushing an agenda or keeping their useless but well-paying job.

Karine Jean-Pierre can't possibly be stupid enough to believe the things she says, she must be a "Hippocridiot".

by Winkiedoc December 30, 2024

hippogyattamus

(n.) An organism with an ass so large, they look like a hippo with a Brazilian butt lift.

To determine whether or not someone is a hippogyattamus, simply throw a spikeball under a golfcart and ask them to reach under to retrieve it, and observe the jiggle physics.

Brett Shnagget has so much cake, earning himself the name "hippogyattamus"

by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025

Hippo

A shortened version of the word 'Hypocrite'

Hypocrite - A person who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs.

Me: You said you hate VALORANT. Why are you playing it?
My friend: Because I'm a big fat hippo.

by boogii_juice February 8, 2026

Hippo-Crite

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hippo Sacking

Hooking up with the fat chick so your friend can fuck the hot girl

I can't go out again, I'm still recovering from hippo sacking for Riley last night

by Tbeam May 24, 2025

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025